Burnham's Top Twat trump factor slides up another notch.
Health Secretary Andy Burnham has challenged the Conservatives to join cross-party talks on free care at home for elderly people in England.
Free? Excellent, can't wait to get elderly meself now that the spectre of Kitekat for Christmas dinner has been lifted, oh, hang on though.
Mr Burnham has called a conference to discuss how to fund the care, promising to invite the main political parties.
Now why on earth would you want funding for free care?
No, don't worry. I'll tell you. The Governments of this country all think they have money, their own money, which they dispense with considerable largesse. There is a complete mental block in their little noggins about the source of this money, as it happens I think looking after wrinklies is an admirable use of funds. The problem is that those who are busy squirrelling away what they can on an average income will, once again, find someone has been at their nuts.
Those who scoffed all their nuts, or couldn't be arsed to acquire any, will get nuts given to them in nine languages and with complimentary baseball caps, those who have more nuts that they could consume in a lifetime will remain unaffected.
Those who through poor luck and circumstance were denied access to nuts during their productive years will receive a picture of a nut which they can redeem after filling in 28lbs of paperwork, which will then be lost, and generally being fecked around to within an inch of their sanity.
Hmmm, now will he, and his fellow political professionals dig deep into their considerable personal resources (or divert some of the £6 million it is going to cost to try and stop himself, Mr Ikea dressing gown, and his cohorts from being thieving scum) which used to be ours or will he come for your nuts?
Whjat we need is a ruling class with a nut intolerance.