Nope.
I fancy Mars.
I do what I can, but my commitment is undermined by the fact that I know recycling is Brussels driven, maybe the means justify the end, but I question a methodology that requires five large goods vehicles to trundle around, a variety of colourful crates, plastic bags in 2 hues and the electronic miracle that is the wheelie bin, all of which require administering by 'officers'.
Previously it required cheery whistling types and one vehicle.
I also question the desirability of the current methods which mean that, in effect, we are simply consolidating our recycling goodies into big piles, Rubbish mountains at the behest of the EU which have brought the recycling industry to it's knees. Top job Hercule!
I look at what we put out on the pavement and wonder if we are throwing away more by volume than we are consuming some weeks, and there's the nub of the problem. Stop sodding producing it, my personal favourite this week was cold sore cream, get yourself a cold sore and buy a tube. The product was a pimple on the bum of it's packaging. (Clearing up nicely thanks)
Peter Hain defending Gordon Brown, stuck for words presently.
Now, if we can get the USA, China, India and anyone else with a manufacturing industry to join in we are home and dry, perhaps we could spare a Belgian to advise them.