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Offline Terry Reynolds

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joke of the day...
« on: December 20, 2013, 09:56:06 AM »
one for Ifti..
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in London has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union, On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a corner shop, a petrol station, a curry house, a taxi cab. or an old people's home in the UK.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with BT technical advice.. :2funny:



Offline Muggins

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Re: joke of the day...
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 11:31:02 AM »
KO!   :bottom:  That is REALLY naughty.
Oi! Listen mush. Old eyes, remember? I’ve been around the block a few times. More than a few. They’ve knocked down the blocks I’ve been around and rebuilt them as bigger blocks. Super blocks. And I’ve been round them as well.  The Doctor (Night Terrors)

Offline Richard Symonds

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Re: joke of the day...
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 11:58:18 AM »
Not very PC T!!!
All my posts are my own opinion and do not represent any political organization or group

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Re: joke of the day...
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 01:19:27 PM »
K

You've just brought my office to a standstill!

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Re: joke of the day...
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 04:29:25 PM »
K

You've just brought my office to a standstill!


please don't send a bill!!!!!   :2funny:

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Re: joke of the day...
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2013, 11:48:30 AM »
Who told you that joke? The mayor?

Offline Richard Symonds

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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2013, 11:07:55 PM »
Who told you that joke? The mayor?

Why would you think that Spunky?
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