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Offline Chav

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Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« on: April 07, 2010, 05:12:19 PM »
Well I am going to post this up here for candidates and canvassing teams to read prior to knocking my door !
I don't like lies/bullshit/not interested in what the opposition is up to.
What I am interested in is :
a) having any questions I have for you being answered honestly, and if you don't know the answer then say you don't know!

b) Don't be pushy with me either as that will NOT get my vote and I push back!

c) I am only interested in what you /your party intend doing if elected



"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects." -- Lester B. Pearson.

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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 05:42:00 PM »
Good God Chav I will not be knocking your door in a hurry. You are either very experienced or very perceptive.
What about if I asked for a drink of water?
Bobby

Offline Richard Symonds

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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 05:44:34 PM »
Well done Chav, you're my type of gall
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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 06:03:33 PM »
Good God Chav I will not be knocking your door in a hurry. You are either very experienced or very perceptive.
What about if I asked for a drink of water?

Still or sparkling ?
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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 06:30:03 PM »
Good God Chav I will not be knocking your door in a hurry. You are either very experienced or very perceptive.
What about if I asked for a drink of water?

Still or sparkling ?

Your posh... wots up with tap!!!
Gardening tips: Always remember its brown side down, green side up.  If its knocking now it'll only go bang later

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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 06:37:22 PM »
Good God Chav I will not be knocking your door in a hurry. You are either very experienced or very perceptive.
What about if I asked for a drink of water?

Still or sparkling ?

Your posh... wots up with tap!!!

Still = tap water
Sparkling = tap water with a blast from the soda stream  ;D

......... but for you Tea Boy - a mug of PG/Typhoo/or good old Yorkshire tea  ;)
( I do have mint if you are partial )
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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 08:27:26 PM »
Good God Chav I will not be knocking your door in a hurry. You are either very experienced or very perceptive.
What about if I asked for a drink of water?

Still or sparkling ?



Your posh... wots up with tap!!!

Still = tap water
Sparkling = tap water with a blast from the soda stream  ;D

......... but for you Tea Boy - a mug of PG/Typhoo/or good old Yorkshire tea  ;)
( I do have mint if you are partial )

Ahhhhh , all the greats, You certainly know the way to an Man's heart Chav. :coffee:
Gardening tips: Always remember its brown side down, green side up.  If its knocking now it'll only go bang later

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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 08:09:19 PM »
Well so far, I have had Victor through my letter box and Andy Harrison through my letter box.
I wait in anticipation to see who else makes it through the letter box !


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Offline Richard Symonds

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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 10:45:56 PM »
Hey Chav I don't think David Ernest Glaholm would fit.

Suprised Andy Harrison made it!!
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Re: Knock my door canvassing and ......................
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 09:43:27 AM »
Hey Chav I don't think David Ernest Glaholm would fit.

Suprised Andy Harrison made it!!

Only the leaflet Richard ............... only the leaflet  ;)
"Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects." -- Lester B. Pearson.