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Offline johndoyle

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« on: June 01, 2006, 08:43:13 PM »
Edward was at school last week and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Tory Councillor, carpenter, etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.  Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room at the Ibis Hotel and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Edward "He plays football for Swindon Town FC but I was just too embarrassed to say"………

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