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GOOD QUESTION
« on: July 05, 2008, 06:24:52 PM »
GOOD QUESTION !

A stranger was seated next to a 8-year old girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclearpower? and he smiles.


'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'


The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?



 


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Re: GOOD QUESTION
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 12:51:26 AM »
haha!