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yeah right
« on: May 11, 2006, 08:10:07 AM »

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat.  As he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She
took the seat right beside him.  Eager to strike up a conversation, he
blurted out, "Business trip or Holiday?"  She turned, smiled
enchantingly and said "Business.  I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac
convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard... here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait.  Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
descent.  We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
categories are the Irish.

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet.....

"I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,
I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me

A mind is like a parachute - it works best when open.

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Re: yeah right
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 10:45:30 AM »

Bwahahahahaaaaa  :2funny: