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Wasserface Posing
« on: April 02, 2008, 06:26:33 PM »

One of these people is shamelessly using a street patrol to gain public support. The other is the local MP. Where is her tie? She can’t wear that vest without a tie can she?

I always wear my Stab Vest when I’m out and about in Ruralshire. I do this because it’s bloody dangerous. I’m not afraid to admit this fact.

Last year, the new Inspector was bitten on the arse by a wild Llama near the forest. The animal also butted him in the chest and spat at his Landrover. If he hadn’t been wearing a Stabbie, the wretched creature may have broken his ribs.

“You’re not from round here are you Sir!” said the Constables.

“How did you guess that?” he asked in surprise.

“Everybody from round here knows” they said “not to mess with the Llamas”.

All nicked from Inspector Blog, top read and highly recommended by me. (Thought that may be counter productive to it's popularity)

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.