To summarise.
Another Muslim Mosque required in Swindon.
I agree. Emphatically.
After every council house is up to required specification.
When the police are reassuringly visible, that is full time employed police officers, not the second, third or indeed fourth line of defence, and that said visible upholders of the law do not look even vaguely like Robocop.
When potholes stop being painted, but filled.
When we have an elected mayor
When we have a council whose sole and exclusive allegiance is to Swindon, full bloody stop.
When our elected MP's possess a brain of their own, shared is acceptable.
When every pensioner has social activities aplenty to choose from, and transport to take them there.
When the kids have something to do in the holidays, even if it does have to be a f*cking skatepark.
When waste collection schedules reflect the needs of the residents not the demands of some poxy belgian clerk
When all mention of a canal has been expurgated from all records
When that poxy 9 mile LCD screen has been removed
When the quota of pigeons, coffee bars and idiots in Swindon has been reduced to acceptable levels (there's an obscure song reference there)
When we are assured councillors cannot sod off for six months without anybody noticing
When Swindon town centre stands taller than knee high
When local government takes absolutely no friggin notice, at all, of any idea, law or whim that did not originate this side of the channel
When Swindon win the Champions League
When residents parking is sorted out to the satisfaction of the RESIDENTS!!!!
When a new library in town does not cost half a dozen in outlying areas
When graveyards and churches can be left open overnight cos the liitle shites that vandalise them are all on mine clearance duties in Afghanistan, in very heavy boots made of extremely conductive metal
When showing your underpants in public means your knob will be cut off with a hammer
When wearing a baseball cap means you are put in public stocks while passers by are encouraged to throw baseballs at you
When council tax is reduced by 90%
When schools plead, 'Oooh, please no more books or teachers, we don't know what to do with them all'
When the fire brigade (call it what you like, it is still the fire brigade, they are still firemen) have an appliance (a Dennis, obviously) for each fireman
When there is an ambulance on every street corner, and a hospital no more than 3 miles away
When benefit dependency is an interesting anomaly applicable only to the dead
When gobbing in public means that you have to eat shit, then you have an excuse to gob, but of course then you will then have to eat shit
When English is the only language that sbc prints leaflets in, Tourist Board lietrature in 9 languages is fine, council documentation, well no. At least make a token effort eah?
When being proud to be British s not a government initiative, I use the word initiative loosely.
When politicians are in their rightful place.
Well, when all that is ticked off I believe we can give our full support to another mosque.
