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Nine words women use...
« on: July 12, 2007, 09:51:42 PM »
       Nine words women use...  >:D

       1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
                right and you need to shut up.  :bash:

       2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
                Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
                minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.  :crazy2:

       3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
                and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
                usually end in fine.  :knuppel2:

      4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!  >:D

       5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
                often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
                idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
                with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)  :uglystupid2:

       6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
                can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
                before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  :knuppel2:

      7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
               you're welcome.  :-X

       8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!  :WTF:

       9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
                this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
                is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
                wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  :o

      Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
      avoid if they remember the terminology.

      Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

                                                       Pandora  >:D I AM NOT WHERE I NEED TO BE, BUT THANK GOD, I AM NOT WHERE I USED TO BE.