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Enough is enough - residents, time to take action
« on: July 07, 2007, 01:22:54 PM »
OK - this morning, I've decided I've had enough.

SBCs 'money makers' are targetting Old Town streets in particular it would seem - with a whole array of tickets issued over the last weeks and months. Stories from my neighbours include a builder who got ticketed during the day (when there was virtually no one else around and plenty of space to park on the street. WEIRD how British Gas and Electricity workers don't get similarly targetted!) - and gangs of four or more wardens have been seen wandering the streets and car parks both before 8.00am and after 6.00pm - not doubt hoovering up their yummy overtime, but contributing bugger all to the residents for whom this 'service' is supposed to benefit. My partner was issued a ticket at 6.30am!

We've now been waiting over a year for this supposed 'consultation' with the residents to reach fruition. And what have we heard?  :censored: all. In the meantime the tickets keep on getting issued and the money keeps rolling into SBC's coffers. We suffer inconvenience and extreme annoyance - and our elected representatives sit on their hands.

Straight forward demands:

1. Wardens only issue tickets outside of 9 to 5 in residents parking areas if the vehicle in question is presenting an obstruction
2. URGENT AND IMMEDIATE reconsideration of the yellow line schemes - which in our area seem wasteful of resource and somewhat arbitary.
3. Signage explaining the 'new' rules on how residents can park in council car parks overnight for a minimal fee (this is apparently up and running - but I can't find any detail anywhere.
4. ENGAGEMENT FROM SBC NOW - I think its time to start drawing the media's attention to the fact that we were publically invited to participate and yet our words and thoughts seem to have fallen on utterly deaf ears. WHAT WERE THE RESULTS OF THE TRUMPETED CONSULTATION, WHAT ARE THE CONCLUSIONS, AND WHAT ACTION IS GOING TO BE TAKEN?

I really think we ought to pool our resources and numbers for once and gather in all of the separate people involved in the last wave of protest to consider taking some action.


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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 05:49:09 PM »
I am in total and complete support of my beloved and, although I may be a bit biased, I agree with everything he has said and don't think it is unreasonable to expect some straight forward, common sense action from SBC. As a 2nd permit holder I am spending £50 a year on my permit, I have received 4 parking tickets this year and at £30 each I have already had to fork out £170 purely on parking and we're only half way through the year! I like to think of myself as quite an open minded and non-judgemental character, but recently the sight of an SBC traffic warden sends me off into a blood boiling rage as I can't understand what kind of mean-spirited, unpleasant and spiteful person would want to spend their days in such a pointless and unrewarding role! Although the abolition of the ridiculous '1 permit per household' scheme seemed to signify some sort of show that SBC were listening to the people that pay their wages, it seems to have stopped there and in actual fact it appears that they are targeting us more heavily through their traffic wardens. It’s not on and has to stop.

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 08:41:07 PM »
Absolutely right- they are here every day in Avenue Road at 6:45am waiting to pounce on the poor buggers who took a risk in going out the night before and couldn't find anywhere legal to park when they got home- easy targets.

I, on the other hand, feel like a prisoner in my own home because I can't take the risk of going out for that very reason. Having been burgled a few weeks ago  while asleep in the house, I am reluctant to park my car miles out of my sight, overnight in a public car park.

And as for trying to understand the current policy- on tryign to obtain a  second permit for my husband's car so that he can park on the street occasionally, it seem the privilege has already gone up to £100 according to the web site.

Consulted? Yes -but then completely ignored. I have now lost my patience too. I wish there was a suitable smiley- but none of them are adequate for my level of sheer, utter loathing of this "process" and complete lack of any confidence in anyone at SBC.

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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 01:46:37 AM »
Karsten - are you checking these threads? Can you get in touch? And wasn't it Garry who organised the petition? Does anyone know how to get in touch with him?

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 09:42:33 AM »
"..... I can't understand what kind of mean-spirited, unpleasant and spiteful person would want to spend their days in such a pointless and unrewarding role!"

".....it appears that they are targeting us more heavily through their traffic wardens. It’s not on and has to stop."

We'll have to get used to being permanently under observation, and targetted 24hrs a day when SBC's shiny new private police force hits the streets in a couple of weeks time.

'Environmental Enforcement' is the buzz-phrase on everyones lips in Euclid Street, especially since the campaign to convince Joe and Jolene public that their lives will be: 'much rosier when dog control orders are introduced'..... has been such a success. (allegedly).

Of course SBC neglected to mention that the new 'enforcement officers' won't actually raise much revenue from dog owners, or that the bulk of the 'on the spot' fines are expected to be raised from non-dog owners.....

Expect to see 'enforcement' officers in Eastcott & Central more regularly than you'll see either crusty white dog poo or a bin lorry.......

......in fact, I wonder whether the new enforcement officers will be the same officers who already dispense daily doses of parking ticket grief ?

 

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Re: Enough is enough - residents, time to take action
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 07:01:07 PM »
OK - this morning, I've decided I've had enough.

SBCs 'money makers' are targetting Old Town streets in particular it would seem - with a whole array of tickets issued over the last weeks and months. Stories from my neighbours include a builder who got ticketed during the day (when there was virtually no one else around and plenty of space to park on the street. WEIRD how British Gas and Electricity workers don't get similarly targetted!) - and gangs of four or more wardens have been seen wandering the streets and car parks both before 8.00am and after 6.00pm - not doubt hoovering up their yummy overtime, but contributing bugger all to the residents for whom this 'service' is supposed to benefit. My partner was issued a ticket at 6.30am!

We've now been waiting over a year for this supposed 'consultation' with the residents to reach fruition. And what have we heard?  :censored: all. In the meantime the tickets keep on getting issued and the money keeps rolling into SBC's coffers. We suffer inconvenience and extreme annoyance - and our elected representatives sit on their hands.

Straight forward demands:

1. Wardens only issue tickets outside of 9 to 5 in residents parking areas if the vehicle in question is presenting an obstruction
2. URGENT AND IMMEDIATE reconsideration of the yellow line schemes - which in our area seem wasteful of resource and somewhat arbitary.
3. Signage explaining the 'new' rules on how residents can park in council car parks overnight for a minimal fee (this is apparently up and running - but I can't find any detail anywhere.
4. ENGAGEMENT FROM SBC NOW - I think its time to start drawing the media's attention to the fact that we were publically invited to participate and yet our words and thoughts seem to have fallen on utterly deaf ears. WHAT WERE THE RESULTS OF THE TRUMPETED CONSULTATION, WHAT ARE THE CONCLUSIONS, AND WHAT ACTION IS GOING TO BE TAKEN?

I really think we ought to pool our resources and numbers for once and gather in all of the separate people involved in the last wave of protest to consider taking some action.

Well I hope you will welcome the recommendations and report going to Cabinet on the 25th then. I think the papers are published at the start of next week.

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 07:19:43 PM »
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Well I hope you will welcome the recommendations and report going to Cabinet on the 25th then...
Er, no Dale. I want to see what those recommendations are first.

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... I think the papers are published at the start of next week.
That is good to hear.


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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 07:45:34 PM »
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We'll have to get used to being permanently under observation, and targetted 24hrs a day when SBC's shiny new private police force hits the streets in a couple of weeks time.

What crass grade A stupidity is this??! Paid for through a mixture of my council tax and revenue raising fines, no doubt. Just like a police force, but one which gets to work its overtime and secure a career future by issuing as many tickets and fines in the name rather than the spirit of the law. Capitalist enforcement. Oh just wonderful! That sounds like a good idea, deson't it???  :censored: . Meanwhile the bins will fester, there's nowhere to park, yet more bars and high density developments overload a creaking civic infrastructure, but at least some wannabe mogul will have an expanded department and a wider remit to interfere.

This is pernicious, stupid, bureucratic nonsence of the first degree. Have our Tory councillors gone completely insane? How the hell do these sorts of unitarian enforcement measures tie in with the spirit of conservatism?

Geof - please spill the beans on a separate thread. This has got my blood running both hot and cold alternately. I've never heard of such a stupid, simplistic and misguided idea. For those of us who've already been on the receiving end of council empolyed jobsworths and ticket-monkeys, this could be the straw which breaks the camel's back.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 10:33:04 PM »
Several people have mentioned money in this thread. Anybody know how much parking fines bring in over a year? I guess car-parking fees also a goodly sum.

Am I right in thinking these are 2 of the very few ways local councils have of raising revenue other than the Council Tax? (So Tobes and the rest are helping keep my tax down?   >:D  )

Thanks all

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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 07:02:22 PM »
We suffer inconvenience and extreme annoyance - and our elected representatives sit on their hands.

I can promise you that we, at least, have not.

I've probably mentioned before but we've been sworn to secrecy about what's happening until the Cabinet report is published, similarly I've been told I can't publish the survey results until this time.
But just because we've been gagged it doesn't mean we've been inactive.

Sometime between next Monday and Wednesday I will have the use of my lungs back.  Whilst I promised young Peter that I wouldn't be posting here much I will come back on the alloted day and spill my guts up entirely on the whole business.  And of course at that time you will also have access to the Cabinet papers on the SBC website with - hopefully, as I haven't seen them - exactly what's going to happen and when.

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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 10:08:14 PM »
What a hapless bunch of hopeless t*ss*rs somebody appears to have voted in.

I am practically beside myself with excitement at the prospect of a pronouncement, after a year in the making it should at least be as good as any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, though lacking the glorious scenery of New Zealand.

I am however pretty sure it will have equal relevance to reality, or indeed the basic requirements of the modern town dweller who is unfortunate emough to have a spouse (as in married, not same sex style of thing, quaint I know but there we are) who can also drive, and even worse, have a job, that isn't where you work, and perhaps these throwbacks may also breed, and then their children will also try and lead a life which public transport fails to facilitate.

But never fear, the hapless t*ss*rs are ambling to the rescue.

Enjoyed my holiday by the way, very relaxed, got loads of fags.

If the pronouncement is a pile of cack, I for one am up for another round of devilment and high jinks.
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 11:16:42 PM »
We suffer inconvenience and extreme annoyance - and our elected representatives sit on their hands.

I can promise you that we, at least, have not.

I've probably mentioned before but we've been sworn to secrecy about what's happening until the Cabinet report is published, similarly I've been told I can't publish the survey results until this time.
But just because we've been gagged it doesn't mean we've been inactive.



Thanks for the update Dave.  I am however just a simple lad from Old Town trying to understand Swindon/local politics!  What I don't understand is why you or any other opposition councillor needs to part of any secrecy pacts!  I understand at national politics Gordon Brown/Tony Blair keeps David Cameron and Ming Campbell informed on certain national security issues but not sure if national security applies to Swindon parking!!

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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2007, 08:58:46 AM »
Thanks for rejoining us on this issue Dave - but this particular ship, if not having now sailed, has gone a long way down the slipway.

As Mart and Concerned have already said, over a year is a long time to wait - especially when the process has been shrouded in what appears to me at least, to be utterly unessessary secrecy. We're talking about parking FFS, not some state secret. From the beginning, your electrorate have been asking for engagement, involvement and updates on what was happening. Of all the parties involved, you've been the most engaged - but it might appear to an observer that our councillors have colluded in order to hush over an isue which isn't easily going to be respolved. No doubt you, Martin and Stan are in an unenviable position. You three command healthy majorities, and no doubt the Tory's aren't too bothered about wooing your electorates potential votes, as with respect, the three of you hardly command massive influence given the blue majority. However, given that case, perhaps you could be a little more aggressive on our behalf? Maybe you have been being firm - but this veil of secrecy makes it appear that deals might be being struck which may have more to do with expediency than the interest of the people who live around Eascott. that may be utterly unfair - but in the 12 month void of info, its a thought which has crossed more than just my sceptical mind.
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 11:46:59 AM »
Thanks for the update Dave.  I am however just a simple lad from Old Town trying to understand Swindon/local politics!  What I don't understand is why you or any other opposition councillor needs to part of any secrecy pacts!  I understand at national politics Gordon Brown/Tony Blair keeps David Cameron and Ming Campbell informed on certain national security issues but not sure if national security applies to Swindon parking!!

Regardless of party affiliation councillors have to uphold various '"standards", including not disclosing information if it is given to us in confidence.  Confidentiality is over-used in my opinion, but I could be strung up for breaking it.

As Mart and Concerned have already said, over a year is a long time to wait - especially when the process has been shrouded in what appears to me at least, to be utterly unessessary secrecy. We're talking about parking FFS, not some state secret. From the beginning, your electrorate have been asking for engagement, involvement and updates on what was happening. Of all the parties involved, you've been the most engaged - but it might appear to an observer that our councillors have colluded in order to hush over an isue which isn't easily going to be respolved. No doubt you, Martin and Stan are in an unenviable position. You three command healthy majorities, and no doubt the Tory's aren't too bothered about wooing your electorates potential votes, as with respect, the three of you hardly command massive influence given the blue majority. However, given that case, perhaps you could be a little more aggressive on our behalf? Maybe you have been being firm - but this veil of secrecy makes it appear that deals might be being struck which may have more to do with expediency than the interest of the people who live around Eascott. that may be utterly unfair - but in the 12 month void of info, its a thought which has crossed more than just my sceptical mind.

Yes, we do make sure to update everyone on RP by leaflet every couple of months.  For those who provided their details specifically to the Council to be kept informed I, probably like them, feel cheated.  Those people haven't been updated and I (having only just been elected at the time) sweetly just passed the information over.

I would feel that I've been more than firm.  I don't think I'm breaking any confidences in saying that I've had to threaten to bail out of the review and start campaigning against it because I didn't like the way things were going.

There is a very simple reason for the huge delay, which I've only recently discovered but, again, I'll talk Tuesday.

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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 01:01:38 PM »
Good man Dave. I look forward to hearing about the mystery wrapped within the enigma!

...in the meantime, I'm setting up a sister thread to this to allow us to collectively monitor and record the stupidity of the current enforcement policy: http://www.talkswindon.org/index.php?topic=2043.msg11173#msg11173
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 11:56:52 PM »
While we're waiting for the denouement (and I assume Mr Wood means next Tuesday before he can bill the spleens - since it's now 5 to Wednesday) any answer to the question on how much income is generated from fines and fees? Anyone point me at the info anywhere?

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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2007, 12:52:23 AM »
Next Tuesday indeed.

I was given the figures for last financial year earlier this year.  It was around £114k from RPZ PCNs.

I understand that this money has to be spent within the RP scheme and cannot be used to subsidise other things.  A legal requirement I gather.

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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2007, 08:54:16 AM »
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this money has to be spent within the RP scheme

Does anyone spot the irony though? Attendents are taken on to enforce the letter of the law (back in 2003 when parking enforcement passed from the Rozzers over to SBC) - a department is expanded, the new workers and inflated management seek to justify their positions by proving the validity of their existance through issuing of parking tickets. The tickets bring in income through fines. The fines allow their deprtment to function, give them job security and drive them to issue more tickets... to do this they patrol the streets at times during which they can issue most tickets. This cooincides with non 9.00am to 5.00pm hours, meaning overtime. Overtime means a more expensive overhead for the department, which means the attendants and their management can only justfy it through the issue of more tickets and more fines to fund the activity - and round we go!

The people who suffer are the residents of a scheme which was supposedly designed to provide them with a service... :uglystupid2:
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2007, 08:00:16 PM »
I know it's bollocks, you know it's bollocks, sbc knows it's bollocks.

There will be a point where there are more enforcers and adminstrators than residents who wish to park.

At that point the scheme will be declared a success.

Seriously, can anyone provide some easy stats on number of sbc employees / Swindon residents and some service provision levels, budget and spend set alongside would be nice, I guess you know what I'm driving at, wonder if it's true.

I don't begrudge anyone a job, mind's been jeopardised enough lately that it drives home just what that income really means, but.....

Don't invent the things, if a new post is required keep your focus on what need the job is supposed to meet, and be bloody honest about it.

The attendants are universally perceived by residents as tax collectors and sbc must examine why that might be, as a starter for ten, they may wish to consider the residents viewpoint that the people were rushed into existence, resourced and supported with startling efficiency, contrast this with the inertia and indolence accorded to the review of the residents parking scheme.

If the council are a bit skint, and these people are required to grab revenue then have the balls to say so.

And sort the sodding scheme out, it is now beyond embarassing. I know we are a bit yesterday with all the exciting gubbins currently floating about, TV stars, the green issue, canals et al, but do try and do a good job, then we'll go away.

I reckon sbc get muddled up when it comes to what they should do, what they could do, what they want to do, what people need them to do and what it is politically expedient to do.

As I said before if we need to crank it up again, I'm game.
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2007, 10:16:37 PM »
Mart - drop me a private message. I'll be off for a couple of weeks on holiday, but I have some ideas...
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 08:20:31 PM »

Ping !

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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2007, 01:52:16 AM »
Be as angry as hell before it makes you mad - and raise a stink - it is so overdue.

We are the proprietors of the seedy bunch licensing this shameless thieving, the most lascivious misappropriation of authority - our formal tax system for all its deliberately confusing complexity, never satisfied, is now reduced to stalking.

We have been far too tolerant for far too long, victims of a condescending, patriarchal system that has us in 2007, standing in obedient queues at the convenience of our suppliers - who are the paying customers here, and how much! Right at the entrance to every public-service lobby and poxy bank branch alike is the dumb and insolent greeting of a sign telling us where to stand and wait our turn - well turn we should, out to respectful sources and against the insulting presumption of our Public-Servants. We have been conditioned to an acquiescence that appears, to the eternal bemusement of just about everyone abroad, as meek subservience and it has sanctioned an abusive transfer of power that has effectively disenfranchised us all.

Write, telephone, email, knock, kick and tell the conniving unfortunates (in that their souls are certainly lost) in authority, whose daily impetus it seems is to devise ever more ways to extract money from the community no matter what the level of Council-Tax, that it is unacceptable.

On precisely the same theme, I replied recently to a New-Topic from Jandra regarding parking at G.W. Hospital.

That parking fees apply at all at a hospital and then at one located so far from residential areas that no one would ever use it for private parking is condemnable. That the pricing scheme is actually planned to catch people out damns the designers and is an expression of all that is worst in Government craft. And I will suggest that once you begin to recognise that we are being not just milked for money but made the victims of trickery, the more you will see in every day practice that we are set-up for contemptible punishment at a cost to our morale that makes miserly the gain for the Public Purse. You may remember as I the time when the provision to purchase an over-stay ticket for town-parking was relinquished,  instantly making us all liable to a new raft of cruel fines for simple error. I defy anyone to explain that decision as other than ignorant opportunism and the devious meanies that pushed it through should not only be sacked but committed to therapy for they are clearly socially degraded. Tax may be the bitter pill we have to swallow but  punitive exploitation is despicable. When those Public Service employees, trusted with the morale of the electorate, stoop to such levels, we know that very notion of respect has been crushed and with it the foundation of trust.

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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2008, 05:21:53 PM »
I've split this thread as it was going off the subject of parking.

You can find the remainder fo the thread here  http://www.talkswindon.org/index.php?topic=2957.0

It's now called "What the Hungarians did for us"  O0
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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2008, 06:41:32 PM »
Well the twonks at SBC are at it again. I called them as my visitors scratch card permits hadn’t arrived in time for the expiry date- today.

Bear in mind these people have probably got gold plated pensions and a fairly secure job… the dialogue went something like….


Me: “I ordered my replacement scratch card visitors permits a fortnight ago but they haven’t arrived”

Young woman: “Oh OK” and then after some thought, asked “Where do you live?” ( I was wondering if she was going to use a process of divination to work out who I was and was quite relieved she had the presence of mind to ask me to identify myself.) I thought that she probably might have some brain matter available and I relaxed in the hope that we could get to the bottom of this knotty problem fairly swiftly.

I gave my address.

She looked me up on the system and said: “You can’t order them until 11th November”

I said: “That’s today”

She repeated: “You can’t order them until 11th November”

I allowed my previous comment to sink in and felt sorry for her so revealed my real problem by asking: “What happens if I get a visitor tomorrow?”

She said: “I’ll ask my boss"- then added as another afterthought "Have you paid?”

I said: “yes”

This baffled her so I again gave a further explanation:” I sent a cheque and a bill as proof of residence”

She said: “ Oh I thought you meant…. I’ll get my colleague”.

She put me through to her colleague, without any explanation or introduction,  who then proceeded to ask me the same questions and then told me that my visitors permits were "ordered on 12th November".

I said: “That’s tomorrow”

She was silent as she digested this apparently new fact.

I felt again that perhaps I ought to help her out by explaining what my problem was, so I said: “What do I do if I get a visitor tomorrow?” knowing that the army of parking attendants were here for 4 visits so far today- at 6:45, 9, 12, and  3 so the chances are they may be just as  keen tomorrow.

She twigged then and said she’d have to send me a handwritten single permit for anyone who visits tomorrow and wants to park.  I guess it’s tough if I get two visitors.
I wonder what they are doing for everyone else in Swindon who needs to  renew their vistors’ permits?

Great isn’t it? So comforting to know that SBC have got to grips with their (what appears to be an extraordinarily simple) process for issuing visitors’ permits when they’ve expired. 

Makes you so appreciate the time and trouble they go to on our behalf and its lovely to know where your council tax goes.

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Re: Enough is enough - residents, time to take action
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2008, 07:30:33 PM »
 
Meanwhile, all the jobsworth parking Nazi's will be rubbing their webbed hands together briskly in anticipation of making peoples lives, (tomorrow), just a little bit more miserable than they already do.

Worth watching events at this weeks council meeting on Thursday. The word on Labour Street is that they, (the labour group), want to give PCSO's power to issue fixed penalty notices for everything from dog fouling, through litter dropping, and into parking 'offences', and they're preparing a motion to put to council.

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Re: Enough is enough - residents, time to take action
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2008, 09:28:59 PM »
Several things occur to me.

Residents Parking is what got me involved with you scamps in the first place.

I attended a meeting at the council offices, my first and last, I didst verily utter 'Bollocks' as I realised the winkles had backtracked on the very day my house sale was agreed, a sale provoked by twattishness on the part of sbc, I was, and remain, a 2 car polar bear killer but sbc had decreed this was not permissible unless I offered up my first born, my left nut and the GDP of Tonga on an annual basis. Having only one left nut, and only one first born by definition, I realised it was time to move on.

They reviewed this and now they required only my left nut to allow me to pay tax, insurance, MOT etbloodysoddingcetera on 2 cars and park them in the same hemisphere in which I lived, I already had a first born so was willing to give up me nut, but alas, I was now committed to a mortgage that would make Abramovich wince, simply to retain my twin car ownership status, which was just a show off thing anyway, not a question of need at all, no sirreee. Exactly as the razor sharp minds of the bright young things at sbc had divined, who on earth would need 2 cars when public transport was so, erm, what's the word? Oooh, I know! Shit Excellent.

Of course there was the remaining question of the price increases, but they were to 'administer' the scheme. As anyone knows the common generic feature of any 'administering' is that it is phenomenally expensive, and that there is a direct relationship between it's effectiveness and it's cost. Though, unfortunately, not the relationship we might have hoped for. A distressing feature that manifests itself in many walks of life these days. I daresay there is a mathematical formula for it.

Then there was the extraordinary rate of attrition amongst those engaged in 'dialogue' with the public. Dialogue you see involves talking and writing with 'people', unlike 'consultation'. I still yearn for the cutting edge of Mr Needle's tongue.

the there was the visitor's permits that went off quicker than a sausage kept in your groin, apparently there was a roaring blackmarket in these, so they needed to have a time expired facility, to protect us from the, I dunno, East European pikeys I suppose, parking up outside our humble terraced housing. If that had been allowed, why, where would we put the wheelie bins?

The final shame, I voted libdem cos they said they would sort things out, libdem bloke, you have been a significant disappointment to me. Judging by the recent levels of output I can only hope fear you have been abducted by aliens and are being rigorously probed, look forward to your return when I will assume it is again time for me to drag me sorry arse down the church hall again and put a cross against the least worse candidate

I have to take issue with the faintly condemning tone adopted when describing the exchange with the council OFFICERS, I think they were quite rightly obtuse, uncommunicative, dense and obstructive because it is clear to me that you did not respect their position as council OFFICERS. As council OFFICERS they are charged with administering extremely complex, clever, efficient and effective sbc policy and explaining it to bimbling halfwits like you and me, dear me, next you will be expecting OFFICERS to provide a service where your needs take priority.

The clues are in the terminology. Swindon Borough Council, the town is named after them, they are not public servants, who serve. The are OFFICERS, they OFFICIATE. Dear me, if residents demand services there will have to be a whole new category of council tax just to pay for their provision.

Noce to hear you are getting visitors, s'pose they come for the shopping?
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

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Re: Enough is enough - residents, time to take action
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2008, 09:39:47 PM »
Bear in mind these people have probably got gold plated pensions and a fairly secure job… the dialogue went something like….


If they're employed by Capita, they may have neither.

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It is through long-term partnership-based relationships like ours with Swindon Borough Council, that continuing service improvement and enhancement can be achieved.


I can tell from your post Alex that you're thoroughly impressed by the improved and enhanced service. ;)
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